who knew I was so rude?

Checking out my website stats today - waving to all the lovely newcomers who've been having a play around my new website, sooooo lovely to have you here!!! - and found some fun and games in the keyword analysis stats.

Amongst the perfectly nice and obvious "ally blake romance", "mills and boon" and "collingwood football club blogs" people found my website using the terms have: "grooms playboy cake", "bride in braces blog", "circular clothesline" and my particular favourite "he pulls down her pants to reveal her bottom".

Ummmm...